Pigeons

So this morning at the breakfast table (breakfast is where all interesting things happen ;-) ), we were discussing how Emil was thinking about buying a bird launcher. Apparently this thing shoots a pigeon into the air really fast... *nod*

Dad: "I could kick the bird into the air for 50 dollars you'd otherwise spend on that bird launcher..."
Me: "Why don't you just use the potato cannon?"

*grin*

Of course, this is the same potato cannon that shoots projectiles 300 yards. :-D